Rae Talks About Finding The Fountain of Youth At This Point of His Career. –Crossphazer

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Funny ass Video yeah i’m posting Tony Yayo after Wackness Wednesday!! and what. lol — Crossphazer

It’s been a LONG time since I’ve written a new blog here, and part of that is due to the fact that I’ve been busy preparing for and shooting my new TV program SPIC’N SPANISH RELOADED for a little over a month now. (It debuted on March 26th, 2010.) Being that I’m going to continue to be occupied with the show, I’ve decided that from here on, I’m going to use this blog every week to post footage from the most recent episode that aired. Here are highlights from each of the first five episodes; the next one (Episode 6), will air Friday, April 30th. (See above for showtimes.)

EPISODE 1 (3/26/10): NYC dominatrix Mistress Nikki was the guest that night. (SPIC’N SPANISH RELOADED airs every Friday @ 11:30pm on MNN Channel 57 and www.mnn.org (click on “Watch MNN 3 Live.”)) (Unfortunately, the video quality isn’t that good because MNN’s reception SUCKED that night!) (To order my uncensored DVD “SPIC’N SPANISH CHRONICLES: Vol 1,” go to www.crossphazer.com/?p=6838.)

 

EPISODE 2 (4/2/10): Gigi Camero (who is now the co-host) was the special guest, along with Stone Cold Abby Austin, J.R. Scar, Kurupt, and Apryl O’Lovely. (SPIC’N SPANISH RELOADED airs every Friday @ 11:30pm on MNN Channel 57 and www.mnn.org (click on “Watch MNN 3 Live.”)) (To order my uncensored DVD “SPIC’N SPANISH CHRONICLES: Vol 1,” go to www.crossphazer.com/?p=6838.)

EPISODE 3 (4/9/10): Aspiring WWE wrestling diva Gigi Camero was the guest. (SPIC’N SPANISH RELOADED airs every Friday @ 11:30pm on MNN Channel 57 and www.mnn.org (click on “Watch MNN 3 Live.”)) (To order my uncensored DVD “SPIC’N SPANISH CHRONICLES: Vol 1,” go to www.crossphazer.com/?p=6838.)

EPISODE 4 (4/16/10): Future female boxing reality TV show star Boriqua Barbee was the guest and Gigi Camero & Stone Cold Abby Austin were the co-hosts. (SPIC’N SPANISH RELOADED airs every Friday @ 11:30pm on MNN Channel 57 and www.mnn.org (click on “Watch MNN 3 Live.”)) (To order my uncensored DVD “SPIC’N SPANISH CHRONICLES: Vol 1,” go to www.crossphazer.com/?p=6838.)

EPISODE 5 (4/23/10): Co-host Gigi Camero shows up wearing booty shorts and dances to Lady Gaga. Priceless! (SPIC’N SPANISH RELOADED airs every Friday @ 11:30pm on MNN Channel 57 and www.mnn.org (click on “Watch MNN 3 Live.”)) (To order my uncensored DVD “SPIC’N SPANISH CHRONICLES: Vol 1,” go to www.crossphazer.com/?p=6838.)

Big Al can be heard every Friday LIVE at 6pm EST co-hosting “The Black & the Jew Comedy Hour” on www.nytalkradio.net.

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Rhymefest will be releasing his last “Pre-LP” mixtape, Dangerous: 5-18, on April 1st 2010. Included is the first leak from Fest’s Dangerous 5-18 mixtape, “Letter,” which will also be appearing in video form soon via Court Dunn’s “One Shot” video series and the track has quite an interesting back story, which Rhymefest addresses below.

“This song (”Letter”) was recorded for the “El Che” album while I was still on Allido Records with live vocals from John Mayer.” If the fans really dig the record, I will release a follow-up statement addressing the Wale situation (how he came about recording his version of “Letter”) in the immediate future.”

DL Link to Rhymefest’s “Letter” http://usershare.net/kv2qkgqlu5ab (produced by Animal House)

The luscious Letha Weapons on the cover of D-Cup Magazine - September 1992.

 These pseudo-celebrity strippers also guested on such “mainstream” ’90s TV fare as The Richard Bey Show and the 1990-1992 Howard Stern Show, both of which aired locally in New York on WOR Channel 9. Needless to say, their giant jugs were ratings magnets, and as a result of all of the publicity, these mammoths in the world of memorable mammaries would command higher wages and draw larger crowds at the strip clubs to watch them expose their funbags than even that of the popular porn stars of the time.

The ever-popular Pandora Peaks.

Some of these buxom beauties would attempt to parlay their popularity into making porn movies themselves. Letha Weapons, Lisa Lipps, Alyssa Alps, the raven-haired Zoryna Dreams, and the sultry Asian temptress Minka had decent runs as adult film stars, but their real bread and butter remained feature-dancing at strip clubs, aided by the brilliant marketing of their sexually suggestive, deliberately ridiculous names.

VHS box cover for the 1993 big-boobfest "The Mountainous Mams of Alyssa Alps."

This trio of silicone and/or salene superstars of the early '90s was reunited in this 2002 photo: (from l-r) Minka, Plenty Uptopp, Kayla Kleevage.

As the second decade since the glory days of exotic dancers that flaunted their humongous Knockers, Whoppers, and Towers has just started, I think that this is the right time to pay our respects to an unsung yet important facet of pre-Giuliani New York City smut. In the immortal words of the sex-obsessed Rudy (not Giuliani) in my all-time favorite comedy Bachelor Party, “To girls with big tits.”

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Starting MARCH 26th, 2010, Big Al will be seen EVERY FRIDAY LIVE at 11:30pm on his new LIVE public access cable TV show SPIC’N SPANISH RELOADED on MNN Channel 57 and simulcast live at www.mnn.org.

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The one that got away: porn legend Tiffany Mynx. (Excuse me while I wipe my tears away.)

I love porn stars. Have loved them ever since puberty. Have loved them so much that I once even flew cross-country to cover America’s biggest annual porn convention, the Adult Entertainment Expo (held every January in Las Vegas) for my former public access cable TV show, SPIC’N SPANISH. Now how’s that for undying love?!

With my favorite active porn star at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. (January 2006)

 However, it was at another porn convention – the 2005 NY Erotic Expo – where I met the woman who would soon become my current favorite porn star: the voluptuous Tiffany Mynx. She was already a legend at the time, but amazingly, I had never seen her fuck on film. (Needless to say, I have more than made up for that since that day!) Nevertheless, I was well aware of her status in the industry, and so I was eager to conduct my first interview with her. Little did I know how great it would turn out to be! The busty MILF let me dry-hump her as she moaned and groaned like the porn veteran that she is, took her top off to expose two of the most beautiful, succulent breasts that I have ever seen, and then lifted her skirt so the world could see one of the juiciest and most popular asses in adult cinema. Never before had I become a fan of someone so quickly!

This was pretty much my reaction too when I saw Tiffany Mynx's fat ass for the first time.

My interview with Mynx took place during the day; later that night, I went to an Erotic Expo after-party at Manhattan’s Spider Club, which turned out to be one of the GREATEST parties I’ve ever shot for SPIC’N SPANISH. This party had it all: drunk girls, hot lesbians, and of course, porn stars – among them Tiffany Mynx, who I bumped into as my cameraman and I were shooting the action on the dancefloor. Much to my delight and surprise, the California cougar was very happy to see me again, and after she said a few words for the camera, we began to dance (if you consider bumping and grinding with a porn star “dancing.”) And then it happened: she stuck her tongue in my mouth! The brazen move came completely out of nowhere, and it soon turned into arguably the most surreal moment in my life, as Tiffany Mynx and yours truly engaged in a hot and steamy make-out session. Things only got better when she took her terrific tits out and let me suck on them too! To make matters even more unbelievable, all of this was going on with people around us and right in front of my video camera! I was on top of the fuckin’ world…

One of the most infamous moments in SPIC'N SPANISH history: Tiffany Mynx spits in my mouth during our impromptu French kissing session at the Spider Club in Manhattan. (May 2005)

Fuck "Got Milk?," how about "Got Mynx?" (May 2005)

…and then just like that, it was over. Right when I was thinking that I was going to bang this broad (or at the very least, get a blow job in one of the Spider Club’s restrooms), some blonde guy comes walking towards us and snatches Mynx away. It appears that she knew him, because she didn’t put up much of a resistance, and the two of them ended up leaving the club right then and there. The next day at the convention, she didn’t even show up, leading me to think that she must’ve been so drunk and/or high the night before that she was too sick to come back to the expo the next day! (A huge intake of drugs and alcohol would also explain why she had made out with me – a pervert she had only met hours before!)

Only a sicko like me would walk around with a shirt that says "I Made Out With Tiffany Mynx."

I ran into the Mynxster again in 2006, when I interviewed her at the Adult Entertainment  Expo in Las Vegas. But sadly, there was no repeat performance of our erotic encounter. To this day, I can’t tell if Mynx didn’t remember that we had made out once, remembered but pretended not to because she felt ashamed, or simply opted not to finish what she started because it was only meant to be a one-night experience anyway. Personally, I wouldn’t have minded if she had used me for one night, but only if I had actually gotten to penetrate that delicious porn pussy. I don’t know if I’ll ever get another shot at Shannon Cummings (that’s her real name), but until I do, Tiffany Mynx will always be “the one that got away” in my book.

She's just so fuckin perfect!

P.S. My spit-swapping, melon-sucking adventure with Tiffany Mynx is included in my T&A DVD masterpiece SPIC’N SPANISH CHRONICLES: Vol 1! If you would like to purchase a copy, email me at bigalsns@yahoo.com or pick it up at the Record Mart store inside the Times Square subway station in New York  City. THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!

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For those of you living under a rock ima fill you in on what happened last week at Statik Selektah Album Release Party Some dude at the party must have forgot that bumpy knuckles got his name for kicking ass and tried to test the man. Bumpy served the man a dish of asswhupping as you can see on the pic above which i found via LFHQ. Anyway ima stop blabbing and let you watch the video explaining the whole thing. Holla!! : Crossphazer.

Mike Bliss will drive this car during NASCAR’s Shelby American in Las Vegas on February 28.

It looks like Joell Ortiz knew something we didn’t when he wrote this line:
See I’m an onstage rockstar
(Backstage pornstar)
Khloe on the car dash
(Kourtney on the OnStar)

Peep the jump for some Kardashian eye candy

Tony Reali said, “I wonder if the car will have a spacious trunk.”

And, just to make this semi-hop hop related, I’m going to post the song in which Ortiz said that line: