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I LOVE GIRLS WITH HOOKED NOSES!

Posted by BIG AL in Big Al's Log, Uncategorized on June 24th, 2009 | no responses

WELCOME TO MORE TWISTED THOUGHTS FROM BIG AL, CREATOR OF THE GREATEST NYC PUBLIC ACCESS TV SHOW OF ALL TIME, SPIC’N SPANISH:

: The best damn birthday gift I EVER got: Two vampy, hook-nosed Italian/Puerto Rican strippers!

“I love girls with hooked noses!” Most people look at me like I’m retarded when I tell them that. After all, a lot of girls with “hooked noses” – those noses that curve downwards and are associated more with witches than with beauty – hate that part of their body and in some cases get surgery in order to “fix” what they think is a problem. But to me, a hooked nose on a girl is not a blemish at all. It’s a turn-on!

James Bond knew what was up.

It was only a few years ago that I realized why I love females with hooked noses (also known as “aquiline,” “beaked,” or “Roman” noses) so much and it’s this: It has been my experience that chicks with hooked noses look like sluts, vampires, or better yet, both! And there is NO ONE in the world who likes vampy-looking sluts more than ME!

(Am I a weirdo, or what? While everybody else on this site is writing about black guys, I’m expressing my love for slutty vampires! I hope Haterrican (this site’s creator) is happy!)

The only birthday gift better than the one mentioned above would be a threesome with heavy metal vamps Metal Sanaz (left) and Mistress Juliya.

Sluts are seductive and playful. Female vampires are also seductive and can be playful too (before they inevitably rip your neck out with their fangs). You put those two elements together – sluttiness and vampiness – and it’s like a sexual cocktail to me. Add to that a pair of big tits, a fat ass, and a couple of thick, juicy thighs, and fuggetaboutit – I’m in fuckin’ heaven!

Hooked nose? Fat ass? Let's get it on!

Furthermore, hooked noses are more found more among Italians and Latinos than among other groups – and it just so happens that when it comes to looks, I prefer Italian chicks (or “guidettes” as a certain Jewish friend of mine likes to call them) and Latinas to other female groups. (Though believe me, the “preference” is only slight – a hot chick is a hot chick, regardless of the shape of her nose!)

About as perfect as they come: Retired Italian-American porn star Katrina Kraven.

So the next time you’re flipping through the channels late at night, and you come across a “Munsters” re-run, and you see Lily Munster in all of her vampy glory, remember this: You’re looking straight at Big Al’s wet dream!

Big Al

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Herman Munster was one lucky son-of-a-bitch.

To purchase my completely UNCENSORED DVD for just $9.99 (featuring LOTS of hot chicks with fat asses, big tits, thick thighs, and in some cases, yes, hooked noses), go to the Record Mart store inside the Times Square subway station. Or just click on the Paypal link below:

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I LOVE GIRLS WITH HOOKED NOSES!

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