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3 Mistakes Men Make Approaching Woman

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Ok so boom, like… I’m at the bar, right, I’m at the club (I love using that to kick off a post). When I order a drink I just get service from whoever is quickest to get to me. On this evening there were are two bartenders: one white male and one black female.

When the dude makes my drink I leave the standard $1 tip, but when the female hooks me up I feel inclined to leave her $2. I could not, for the life of me, figure out why I gave her $2. I just felt wrong for leaving anything less.

What made it worse was that at one point I didn’t have anymore singles so I left the guy four quarters. I’m sure he wanted to pelt me in the back of my bald head with every one of them.

But anyway, the lady had three things going for her in my book, she was a female, she was of color and she was cute.

Now, before you start saying that I’m just trying to impress her with my ballerific $2 tips, I am 90 percent sure that she doesn’t even like dudes ~~which doesn’t hamper my love for Queen Latifah~~. One of my girl friends has a girlfriend, but whenever we hang out at this spot her and this same bartender ALWAYS hit it off and she gets free drinks and such.

This perplexes me even more because it’s not like I think I’m going to get anything out of tipping her more. In fact, I’m just wasting money.

Guys do a lot of pointless things to impress woman.

Tell me why dudes order the most ballinest drink when they are in earshot of an attractive female? Do you think she’s going to run up to you and “jump on the bike arm” as Niggz would say? Negative.

One of three things will happen:

1. She will put a mark on you and milk you for free drinks later after “accidentally” locking eyes with you.

2. Go back to her girls and say something like, “This dude just tried to impress me with…” and THEN go back and milk you.

3. (What is most likely going to happen) She didn’t even hear you because the music is too F’ing loud so you just wasted $9 on some watered down top shelf vodka.

Why do guys think that females are attracted to their cars. My brother tells me about this guy that sits in the parking lot at school and revs his engine every time an attractive female walks by. Not only is that dumb because of high gas prices and a low economy, but no female will actually care about your car.

However, if you do find one that does, she probably knows her fair share about mechanics and would more than likely be too strong of a woman for an insecure dude that uses material object to attract women. Then you just loose a bit of manhood.

Any guys whose feelings I hurt… man up and admit that I’m speaking the truth.

The last thing I hate to see the fellas do is to pretend they are more sophisticated than they actually are. I do a lot of people watching and often times I hear a guy talk about how he listens to jazz or that his taste in music is eclectic, or sometimes he writes poetry. The worst is when he says, “I want to get into business.”

Just because you have a vinyl record in you basement that your parents left over doesn’t mean you listen to jazz. Hip-hop, R&B and one Linkin Park song does not mean you listen to a wide variety of music. And any dude that is REALLY getting into business says what type(s) of venture he’s getting into.

Don’t fake the funk.

If the girl buys your crap then you will be forced to prove it later and you will look like a fool.

And if you have to pretend to be something you’re not, she is not worth it or you two aren’t compatible anyway.

Just be you and let her judge that.

Oh, and take off those stupid sun glasses. It’s night time AND we’re inside.

Ladies, what are some dumb things that men have tried that backfired on them?

Fellas, you can admit it… how did you completely blow things with a good girl?

Have Fun.
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